noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes. 

(via this--too--shall--pass)

"

I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

"

(via delaniekae)

(via broken-motivation)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via wearen0tmachines)

"You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you."

colors.  (via versteur)

(Source: se7enteenblack, via donotfearwhattheyfear)

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

(via thistownaintbigenoughfor2ofus)

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

(via la-brooding-misanthropic)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

(Source: mars-barscandy, via claryyherondale)

ungratefullittleshit:

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

image

(via thistownaintbigenoughfor2ofus)

"The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it."

Beau Taplin (via 080996)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via thistownaintbigenoughfor2ofus)