kingsleyyy:

So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

(via peacexlovexjonas)

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

(via luvmeliketheresnotomorrow)

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(via thistownaintbigenoughfor2ofus)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via mostpeopleareotherpeople)

katbot:

One of my favourite feelings is when you’re drinking and then you realize you’re drunk. 

You’re like “Oh fuck. I am so drunk.”

Sometimes it’ll happen in the middle of a sentence or even a word. 

But it’s always kind of a brilliant personal revelation.

(via randomfactory)

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes. 

(via this--too--shall--pass)

"

I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

"

(via delaniekae)

(via broken-motivation)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via wearen0tmachines)

"You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you."

colors.  (via versteur)

(Source: se7enteenblack, via donotfearwhattheyfear)

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

(via thistownaintbigenoughfor2ofus)